Ever wondered what it feels like to have someone in your life who will understand you and accept you for who you are despite all your imperfections and flaws? No need to wonder anymore because I can let you feel like that. All it takes is a nice mess...

Instead of breaking my heart, why not break my asshole? You are more than welcome to fuck up my ass. Just make sure you will not also fuck up my life. I am a complete anal slut, so I would pretty much enjoy it if you ruin my bum.

I can't help but feel a little bit offended when a lad reads this but doesn't send me anything. I mean, what's stopping you from sending me a message? Am I not that attractive for you? Or maybe you find me a bit intimidating or something.

When it comes to relationships, I have plenty of bad experiences. Which is why I have decided that staying single and flirting with blokes who reciprocate the actions is my best option. Getting into naughty and sticky situations has become my special...

Rough shagging when there are several people around us. If you ask me to do it in a pub, I'd be very happy. I'm not going to deny the fact that I'd love to be jackhammered hard and fast while drinks pour on us.