The oddest item I own would have to be the vintage dial telephone that my great grandmother used to own. It still works and it's one of my favourite things in my flat. Am also thankful that it does not record calls, because my ancestors might be roll...

Gonna keep things simple: Searching for blokes who do not mind being tied up while I suck them off so hard their souls leave their bodies. Someone who can handle a randy lass like me. Keep up with me and my demands for as long as I want to.

Everything about me is non-traditional, it makes me unique and stand out among the rest. A pleasing personality with a dark side that would leave any bloke panting before the night ends. If you are looking for a gal who could keep up with your naught...

Instead of looking for someone who’s all fur coat and no knickers, I suggest that you look for someone like me who looks good inside and out. Well, I may not have a fanny but at least, I do have an amazing asshole.

The only thing that I wish right now is to stumble upon someone who is willing to dirty chat with me all night long or until I am pleased enough to release my baby batter. It has been long since I became sexually pleased in bed so I hope to find that...