I may not be a real woman but I’m sure as hell that I can suck and fuck like a real one. I already have plenty of shagging experiences and I’m very proud about each and every one of them because I was able to make all my partners release their ba...

My sex pet peeves: too much talking, taking my clothes off by myself, the use of saliva as lube, the same position again and again. I could go on and on, but these are just some of the things that really irritate me while shagging.

I have dated a few times and tried to go long term, but most of them were not worth my time at all. Now, I decided that flings and short term arrangements are more my speed. Nothing beats fast and hard fucking with strangers in the dark.

I can be a bit off my trolley sometimes, especially when I already had a few drinks. The tipsy me is a tad too much to handle for a nice guy. I will be all clingy and touchy. I may even start making out with any one if I find him attractive enough.

Whenever I am at a loose end, there is one thing that I always do and it’s up to you to guess what it is. For a clue, what I am doing involves a toy that is probably longer than an average banana and it vibrates from time to time! Any guesses on wh...