I want to have a lad in my life who will laugh at my lame jokes and listen to my boring stories. A man like that is very difficult to find these days. However, I am still hoping that there is a guy out there who can lend me his ear.

If I could choose between having a hard knob and having a wet fanny, of course I would pick the latter. There’s nothing that I want more than a fanny that I can finger. But since I was born with a knob, I guess I can’t do anything other than acce...

One of the things that I want to do before I die is dogging. Yes, I want to get stuffed in public and in broad daylight. I can’t really explain why but I think it’s all because of the thrill and excitement.

I can't help but feel a little bit offended when a lad reads this but doesn't send me anything. I mean, what's stopping you from sending me a message? Am I not that attractive for you? Or maybe you find me a bit intimidating or something.

There's a whore in this house, and that is me-- I am that whore and proud to admit it. I am not here for long term commitments or anything serious. Still young and nowhere near ready to settle down yet.