Whenever I am at a loose end, there is one thing that I always do and it’s up to you to guess what it is. For a clue, what I am doing involves a toy that is probably longer than an average banana and it vibrates from time to time! Any guesses on wh...

My dream was to become a baker, the process of making patisserie has always thrilled and intrigued me. I took up classes during my spare time and watch tons of videos online. So far, so good, aside from learning early on that it could get messy-- so ...

The only thing that I wish right now is to stumble upon someone who is willing to dirty chat with me all night long or until I am pleased enough to release my baby batter. It has been long since I became sexually pleased in bed so I hope to find that...

What turns me on is a man who has a nice haircut. Clean and sleek, not heavy on the hair product but not too messy for him to look unruly. Seeing a man's gorgeous locks makes me want to run my hands through it and pull on it while he's kneeling down.

I'm not ashamed to admit that my mind is filled with filthy thoughts day in, day out. If only you could see and hear my thoughts, you'd probably become randy right there and then. This is why, even at noon, I'm on the sofa wanking.