I love to sing but my voice is only appropriate in the showers. If you want to hear my concert, then the best way to do that is to invite me to the shower. However, it is not as easy as it sounds. You must first show me that you are deserving of my s...

Honest, laid back gal who has a naughty side not a lot of people get to see. I can get shy around strangers, but as long as they are great conversationalists, I'm going to open up bit by bit. I also have a very colourful vocabulary that most are surp...

Having such a filthy mind makes normal conversations much more interesting. I love it when someone tells me dirty jokes out of the blue. My wicked sense of humour lets me enjoy life, never gonna have a boring moment with me.

A cheeky little lass who has a sharp tongue and fat schlong. Not to mention that my baps are perky and always up to be squeezed or played with. One look at me and I'm sure that you couldn't resist not thinking about having my luscious lips wrapped ar...

Live today like it's your last day on Earth. This is the one phrase I take into heart every time I try something new. There is more to life than living boringly. One should open his or her mind to the world and explore more. If you want, you can do y...