A loving person but also straightforward, I will tell you exactly what I want and say 'please' after. Not the type of person who dilly dallies, why waste precious time when we could be having fun with our private bits?

The only thing that I wish right now is to stumble upon someone who is willing to dirty chat with me all night long or until I am pleased enough to release my baby batter. It has been long since I became sexually pleased in bed so I hope to find that...

Looking for a lad who can handle my weirdness, sarcasm, stupid jokes, and my tendency to laugh at almost every single thing. I am a bit off my trolley, so only a capable man can handle all the crazy shit I am into.

Love writing about my exhilarating sex escapades when I'm not in pubs looking for my ideal type to grind deep inside me. Great experiences should not be forgotten, so I make it a point to write every detail about them.

I may not have a fanny like the one that the real girls have but at least, I have gigantic thrupney bits that will surely give blokes the satisfaction they need. I am also confident that my sweet ass is already enough to make any bloke cum.