I can't help but feel a little bit offended when a lad reads this but doesn't send me anything. I mean, what's stopping you from sending me a message? Am I not that attractive for you? Or maybe you find me a bit intimidating or something.

Been single for some time now and I think it's bloody time I do something about it. No more sitting around and feeling sorry for myself. I have a great personality and hung like a horse too. I can make you laugh during the day and moan all night long...

I have dated a few times and tried to go long term, but most of them were not worth my time at all. Now, I decided that flings and short term arrangements are more my speed. Nothing beats fast and hard fucking with strangers in the dark.

I get easily distracted by my naughty thoughts at random times. Maybe that's just how it is if you've been single for a few years now and haven't gotten a proper shag in months. Wishing someone would come along to end my misery.

A horny person like me only deserves to be with someone who is horny too. I don’t care about physical characteristics or personality. I just care about his attitude in the bedroom and the way he treats me and my body. Anyway, if you think you are h...