I may not be the perfect lady for you, but I am sure as hell that I can make our moments together worthwhile. I am quite a talkative lass. Don't worry about running out of topics to talk about because I have a lot of things to share with you. Send me...

A woman with a nice scent and with so many personalities. Just like Dopey in Snow White, I'm known for being cheerful, goofy, affectionate, and playful. I also tend to produce nice sounds when someone's drilling and screwing me.

Let me be consumed by your powerful presence. Send me up above the clouds with your touch. Give me wings as you grind deep inside my fucking hole. Sprinkle all of your thick jelly inside me, luv. I hope that's not too much to ask.

I can be the heroine you are waiting for to come in your life! I may not look or act like a charming princess, but I can still give you the happy ever after you deserve. All you need to do is send me a message and we are good to go.

As I was organizing my closet, I found the very first love letter I received from a boy. It's already yellowing at the edges and a bit fragile but it brought a smile nonetheless. Now, I am looking for a bloke who could make me smile and take care of ...