I'm bloody thirsty for thick milk to be showered upon my face all the way down to my supple neck. I'd be stoked if we can make it happen the soonest possible time; otherwise, I'd definitely go wild craving for it.

I've been having the same experiences for quite a while. You know... the typical shagging after drinking. Being in this kind of affair makes me bored easily. If someone out there can make me experience something new, drop me a message right away.

If I could choose between having a hard knob and having a wet fanny, of course I would pick the latter. There’s nothing that I want more than a fanny that I can finger. But since I was born with a knob, I guess I can’t do anything other than acce...

I can't help but feel a bit sad every time I see my mates so happy with their partners. I am the only one within our circle that has no one in her life. I hate it when my mates plan a group date because I know that I have no one to come with me. I ho...

I've had casual relationships in the past where everything was kind of serious. If I'm going to have one night stands again, I'd like to be with a bloke who doesn't forget his sense of humour once we're in the bedroom.